New Pants!

Dear one person who may read this,

I bought new pants on Saturday. Big deal right? Yes, because although my child will be 4 months old tomorrow I had still been wearing maternity pants, with the exception of the pair of pants my mom got me for Christmas. And now, I own 3 pairs of real people pants that fit me. Thank you hips for moving inward, because I know I am still mighty fat. But oh how I love real pants! I had been putting off buying any because I wanted to wait until I was skinny again. This is stupid for several reasons, including the fact that I already have an army of pants for that desired size. But my new inbetween size real pants, you will serve me well. See you again someday maternity pants. You served me well.

The end.